Jokes Blog

What is a cow’s favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !

What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!

Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.