Jokes Blog

Why did the cowboy’s car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?The deputy head !

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued. “The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him. “Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on. “That would be the usher,” Charlie explained. “Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said. “You mean the aisle,” Charlie said. “Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued. “Pew,” Charlie retorted. “Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.