Jokes Blog

Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Don’t know, I never met him.

What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.

What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !

Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What kind of dance do buns do?Abundance.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, “Twist to open.”