Jokes Blog

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!