Jokes Blog

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”

Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways.”

How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs

Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.

Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You can’t!

Q: What’s the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That’s the banjo player’s porsche.