http://www.wordpressdb.com/demos/jokes Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.wordpressdb.com/demos/jokes/?p=9987 http://www.wordpressdb.com/demos/jokes/?p=9987#comments Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 +0000 eyal Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.

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