What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!
Archive for July, 2006
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!
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Monday, July 31st, 2006What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!
Horse jokes
Monday, July 31st, 2006What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!